The Museum of Idolatry

Welcome

The Museum of Idolatry is the worlds largest collection of artifacts of apostasy. We have over 1500 exhibits and we're adding new exhibits regularly.

If this is your first time visiting please feel free to grab a beverage and take your time wandering through the museum. This site provides a front row seat for the Great Apostasy that is sweeping through the "Christian" Church.

Thanks again for visiting.

The Curator

Rod Parsley Zip Line Entrance Into "Church"

Do we need to explain what is wrong with this? We hope not. It seems self-explanatory what is going wrong here.

Skyfall, Praise and Worship Edition?

Do you prefer your praise and worship to be shaken, not stirred? No worries the folks at Granger Community Church are happy to oblige with this rendition of James Bond's Skyfall.

Harlem Shake: Pathetic Church Copy Editions

Move over Psi, Gangnam Style is sooooo 2012, The Harlem Shake is the current cultural frenzy of the moment which means that culture aping churches are joining in. Here are just a few samples.

Eastlake

Champions Centre

Sandals Church

Destiny World Outreach Center in Killeen Texas

Worst Easter Promo EVER!

Easter at Central 2013 from Central Christian AZ on Vimeo.

Sexpirament Launch Kit?!?

No commentary is needed for this exhibit in the Museum of Idolatry. It speaks for itself.

The Sexperiment Launch Kit from Fellowship Church on Vimeo.

And This Why The Church Should NOT Try to Be Relevant!!

WARNING: Not only is the video utterly lame, it is flat out offensive. You've been warned.

Scotland Received a What?!?!

Congratulations to those of you living in Scotland. The "apostle" Chuck Pierce was in Scotland this week and "apostolicly" bestowed a Fire Mantle on Scotland.

We're not sure what a Fire Mantle is, what a Fire Mantle even looks like, how one goes about using a Fire Mantle, whether a Fire Mantle is dangerous or if you need a license in Scotland to operate a Fire Mantle. But hey, who are we to despise such an important gift as a Fire Mantle? Sounds like a Fire Mantle would be useful during the long cold Scottish winter nights.

Code Orange Du Soleil

This year Steven Furtick decided to take the Code Orange "Revival" underground. This video probably explains why. We wouldn't want this to be out there where everyone could see it, either.

Ordain a Lady??

“Let a woman learn quietly with all submissiveness. I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet. For Adam was formed first, then Eve; and Adam was not deceived, but the woman was deceived and became a transgressor.” (1 Timothy 2:11–14)

“As in all the churches of the saints, the women should keep silent in the churches. For they are not permitted to speak, but should be in submission, as the Law also says. If there is anything they desire to learn, let them ask their husbands at home. For it is shameful for a woman to speak in church.” (1 Corinthians 14:33–35)

“Therefore an overseer must be above reproach, the husband of one wife, sober-minded, self-controlled, respectable, hospitable, able to teach, not a drunkard, not violent but gentle, not quarrelsome, not a lover of money. He must manage his own household well, with all dignity keeping his children submissive, for if someone does not know how to manage his own household, how will he care for God’s church? He must not be a recent convert, or he may become puffed up with conceit and fall into the condemnation of the devil. Moreover, he must be well thought of by outsiders, so that he may not fall into disgrace, into a snare of the devil.” (1 Timothy 3:2–7)

Flirtatious Clothes For Jesus?

This is from the "Christian" clothing company named Heart OMG. They say they're all about fun, fashion, faith and love. Apparently, they've forgotten the Biblical exhortations regarding fidelity and modesty.

“women should adorn themselves in respectable apparel, with modesty and self-control” (1 Timothy 2:9)

Prayer Ninja?!?

Here's the promo for the Prayer Ninja "sermon" series by Relevant "Church". This is both a Relevance FAIL and a Doctrine FAIL.

Church or Game Show?

This video is taken from this week's "church" service at Elevate Life in Frisco, TX.

Is this a church service or a game show? You decide.

[One thing is certain...this has NOTHING to do with scripture, sound doctrine, or Christ crucified for sinners]

Laughing for Jesus?? NOT!!

Crazy Train "Praise Song"?

Nothing like including Ozzy Osbourne's Crazy Train in in the "Praise and Worship" set at church.

LCBC Style?

Here's yet another lame, monkey see, monkey do knockoff of Gangnam Style. There's nothing relevant or innovative about this.

LCBC Style from LCBC Church on Vimeo.

Grinch v Scrooge Rap Battle - Christmas Relevance FAIL

Thanks to The Crossing in Elk River, MN for this FAILED attempt at making Christianity relevant.

The Most Relevant Seeker-Driven Vision Casting Praise Band in History

Presenting the most relevant seeker-driven vision casting praise band in history! Let's Give it up for...Fleecer!

See if you can name all the band members of Fleecer.

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Jewish Temple, Islamic Center, Episcopalian Church to Exist on 1 Property

Who cares if God commands that “You shall have no other gods before me.” (Exod. 20:2–3) or that Christians are instructed “Do not be unequally yoked with unbelievers. For what partnership has righteousness with lawlessness? Or what fellowship has light with darkness?” (2 Cor. 6:14)? Grand visions of religious unity in Omaha, NE are far more important now a days than what God has commanded in scripture.

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Grinch's Thriller??

Here are one of the ghosts of idolatry past, Grinch's Thriller from "Church" on the Move.

Rick Warren Breaking it Down, Gangnam Style

In honor of Rick Warren's success in getting Psy's attention (see photo below) we've got a JibJab video of Rick Warren breaking it down, Gangnam Style.

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CBGlades Tithe Rap

The seeker-driven model for 'church' is the most expensive and financially wasteful church model ever invented by man (its not the Biblical model). It costs 10's of millions of dollars each year to dress the stage, pay for cameras, cameramen, lights, smoke machines, musicians, production crew, etc. That's why so many of these churches entertainment venues with a thin Christian-ish veneer end up doing things like this...

Marinating: Pickling in God's Presence

Who knew that Todd Bentley made anointed soaking CD's? We sure didn't and wish we'd never found out.

Below, you will find the description of one of these soaking CD's entitled "Marinating: Pickling in God's Presence" (no joke) as well as one of the tracks from this CD available for preview via YouTube.

We apologize ahead of time. But, we cannot refund the minutes of your life that you will lose as a result of this exhibit.

Whoop 'Em Gideon Style?!?

Do you need relevant advice on how to defeat the devil and be victorious? Here's how, Whoop 'Em Gideon Style.

Christ Christ Baby!?!?

This video is an argument in favor of atheism not Christianity.

Beatles Mass?!?!

Here is the Beatles Mass arranged by Pastrix Megan Rohrer, at St. Paulus Lutheran Apostate Church in San Francisco.

We're not 100% certain but we think that this may indeed be the abomination that causes desolation. But whether or not it is, one thing is certain, this type of thing is solemnly warned against in scripture:

“Whoever, therefore, eats the bread or drinks the cup of the Lord in an unworthy manner will be guilty concerning the body and blood of the Lord.”
- 1 Corinthians 11:27