This is soooo clever. Get it ... Jesus "reigns" sounds like rains.
This is soooo clever. Get it ... Jesus "reigns" sounds like rains.
Warning: This Bible has an amazing ability to camouflage itself in wooded surroundings. If you are in the woods and you set this Bible down for even a moment, you may never be able to find it again.
This posable Jesus action figure can put the moves on.
Jesus may be the light of the world but we need more practical light sources when we're trying to put a key into a lock in the middle of the night. Now Jesus can help with that too.
This 'Military ID Card' will identify you as a soldier in God's Army. But, it will not get you any discounts on movie tickets nor will it get you a discount at Denny's AND it may cause you to get the "full body security screening" at your local airport.
Represent cause Jesus in da hood homey.
Raw Raw Siss Kooom Bah! Yeaaaaaah God!
What is the MOST important problem that world faces? Well, according to the editors of the Green Letter Bible the MOST important problem that we face is the problem that our planet is dying. So...in order to solve the problem they've put together the Green Letter Edition of the Bible. This Bible has all the verses that talk about the care of the planet in green, soy based ink.
Forget Red Letter editions that draw our attention to the words of Jesus. We no longer need to focus on the 'sin problem'. We need to find Bible verses that encourage us to lower our ecological footprint.
We wonder if there will be church-wide campaigns that spring from the Green Bible like the "40 Days of Recycling" campaign or the "Live Like the Planet is Dying" campaign.
Alert - Chris Rosebrough Discusses the Problems with the Green Bible on the September 22nd Installment of Fighting for the Faith. Click Here to Listen.
Is this the golfer's version of The Shack? What's God's handicap? Can He beat Tiger Woods without cheating?
This vision of the Blessed Virgin provides light and warmth for those addicted to nicotine.
Here is yet another "Biblezine" (Bible & Magazine Mash Up). We can't wait to read the article about 'Making time for YOU".
This plush Jesus doll even comes with his own W.W.J.D. bracelet so that he won't forget to do the things that he would do.
Top this Jesus off with a generous portion of cheddar cheese and you've got yourself a Blessed Quesadilla.
Does your data need divine protection? Now you can call upon the Blessed Virgin to store and protect you data. This Virgin Mary USB drive will be a blessing to all.
Another "Monkey-See Monkey-Do" piece of 'witness wear' from Kerruso. This one also teaches really really bad theology (Decision Theology).
Sound Biblical Christian Doctrine teaches us that Christ is the one who made His decision for us and that our salvation is NOT based upon our decision. In other words, Jesus added our name to His book and we played no part in that decision.
Ephesians 2:8 For by grace you have been saved athrough faith. And this is not your own doing; it is the gift of God, 9 not a result of works, so that no one may boast.
John 1:10 He [Jesus] was in the world, and though the world was made through him, the world did not recognize him. 11 He came to that which was his own, but his own did not receive him. 12 Yet to all who received him, to those who believed in his name, he gave the right to become children of God — 13 children born not of natural descent, nor of human decision or a husband’s will, but born of God.
John 6:44 No one can come to me unless the Father who sent me draws him. And I will raise him up on the last day.
The greek word for 'draw' in John 6:44 is Helkuo. It means, "1. to move an object from one area to another in a pulling motion, draw, with implication that the object being moved is incapable of propelling itself or in the case of persons is unwilling to do so voluntarily, in either case with implication of exertion on the part of the mover
In Case you missed it Jesus re-iterates His point in verse 65 of John chapter 6:
John 6:5 And he said, “This is why I told you that no one can come to me unless it is granted him by the Father.”
Then there are these clear passages.
Romans 8:7 For the mind that is set on the flesh is hostile to God, for it does not submit to God’s law; indeed, it cannot. 8 Those who are in the flesh cannot please God.
Romans 9:8 This means that it is not the children of the flesh who are the children of God, but the children of the promise are counted as offspring. 9 For this is what the promise said: “About this time next year I will return, and Sarah shall have a son.” 10 And not only so, but also when Rebekah had conceived children by one man, our forefather Isaac, 11 though they were not yet born and had done nothing either good or bad—in order that God’s purpose of election might continue, not because of works but because of him who calls— 12 she was told, “The older will serve the younger.” 13 As it is written, “Jacob I loved, but Esau I hated.”
Rom. 9:14 What shall we say then? Is there injustice on God’s part? By no means! 15 For he says to Moses, “I will have mercy on whom I have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I have compassion.” 16 So then it depends not on human will or exertion, but on God, who has mercy. 17 For the Scripture says to Pharaoh, “For this very purpose I have raised you up, that I might show my power in you, and that my name might be proclaimed in all the earth.” 18 So then he [God] has mercy on whomever he wills, and he hardens whomever he wills.
Romans 5:6 For while we were still helpless, at the right time Christ died for the ungodly. 7 For one will hardly die for a righteous man; though perhaps for the good man someone would dare even to die. 8 But God demonstrates His own love toward us, in that while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us. 9 Much more then, having now been justified by His blood, we shall be saved from the wrath of God through Him. 10 For if while we were enemies, we were reconciled to God through the death of His Son, much more, having been reconciled, we shall be saved by His life. 11 And not only this, but we also exult in God through our Lord Jesus Christ, through whom we have now received the reconciliation.
Moses also didn't shop at Costco.
Now you can grow your own guardian angel.
Now your children can play a 'Christianized' version of Guitar Hero. What could be more "fun" than playing along to heretical mindnumbing 7-11 'praise' choruses. This is nothing more than a cheap "monkey-see monkey-do" version of guitar hero. (So much for being 'counter cultural')
Is your child being bullied by the jerks from the Cobra Chi Dojo? Mr. Miyagi Jesus can help.
From the site selling "Holy Drinking Water":
Holy Drinking Water™ is purified bottled drinking water using the Reverse Osmosis process. Once our water is bottled, it is blessed by clergy.
Our Holy Drinking Water™ is designed as a multi-faith product. Each bottle has a message on the label. Our current message is simply "Be Good."
What a scam! No thank you! We'd rather continue drinking pagan water.
Natural Gourmet Bible Bread baked according to the traditional recipe from the time of the Exodus! A crisp, light and delicious snack. Goes great with cheeses, spreads and dips.
The media gets it. They understand that there is something seriously wrong with this doll. But, Biblically illiterate Christians will buy just about any bit of Je$u$ Junk that hits the stores. Even worse, they'll defend it.
This mug should make the "Christian" nudists proud. It features Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden with their private features covered with fig leaves for modesty. However, pour a hot beverage into the mug and the leaves magically disappear.
Hey everybody - it's Football Jesus! Don't you think that if Jesus walked the earth now instead of 2,000 years ago He'd be a big football fan? You can't work in the carpenter shop all the time.
Cause everybody knows that the Virgin Mary was a Roman Catholic and therefore wore one of those Catholic school uniforms before she gave birth to Jesus.
This nifty cover for you golf clubs can be used for two completely different purposes. The first is for sharing your faith with your foursome. The second is to keep you from cussing up a storm after you shank a shot.