Here is even more proof that Christians will buy ANYTHING that you slap a verse on to.
The item below is nothing more than a plain, ordinary washer. You can buy washers for a nickel a piece down at your local hardware store. BUT, once you slap a Bible verse on to an ordinary washer you can sell it to Biblically illiterate Christians for $5.99.
Now Christian women can share their faith using this designer handbag. Be sure to keep a pocket sized Bible in it because unbelievers at the grocery store and shopping mall will be stopping you and begging you to share your faith with them as soon as they experience the incredible testimonial power of this handbag.
Now you can own your own little piece of Jesus' crucifixion with this pen that has a replica of one of the nails of Golgotha. Imagine how your faith will grow with each word that you write with this spiritually blessed writing instrument.
These clever entrepreneurs have taken the name of Holy Trinity (aka the ONE TRUE GOD) and slapped it into an Energy Drink.
Isn't this one of the ways in which you take the Lord's name in vain?
Here's how their site describes this 'spiritual drink':
"Energize your mind and your body with the new 1in3Trinity Energy Drink.A special blend handed down from the flourishing vines and trees of the Holy Land
mixed with B-vitamins, Vitamin C, herbs and antioxidants, make for an abundant taste and high-powered energy any time of the day.1in3Trinity Energy Drink has a lot of taste, but not a lot of calories. Fused with "Fruit of the Spirit," may 1in3Trinity Energy Drink be the flavor of your life!"
We think this is an exact replica of the hammer Noah used to build the ark, but we may be wrong.
We're not exactly sure what this is. But, it has Deut 33:11 printed on it so it must be 'Christian' whatever it is.
We're not sure what this is or what it is used for. But who cares, it's a spiritual thingamabob because it says "Got Jesus".
There is not enough difference between this and what Swiss Army offers for this to be anything more than a cheap knock off.
They slapped a small part of Mark 4:41 on this cheap fan with spinning LED lights and are now selling it to Christians.
Pop-Quiz Time
What does this product prove?
A) Manufacturers of Jesus Junk have no shame.
B) Many Christians will buy any piece of junk that has a verse slapped onto it.
C) Both A and B.
Now that the Holy Multi-Tool is on the market you may be sinning if you purchase any of those pagan multi-tools.
This product is so lousy not even Office Depot would touch it. But, slap a Bible verse on in and POOF it becomes a spiritual product that can be sold to Christians the world over. We wonder if we'd be sinning if we used anything else.
This is a "Christian" key chain flashlight. What makes it "Christian"? Answer: the reference to Jesus' words about making fishers of men.
But, to us it looks like the makers of this product are fishing for dollars rather than the souls of men.
Is the purpose of life to live a life of purpose?? Where does it SAY THAT in the Bible?
Now you can spread the gospel with a more spiritual and sanctified version of the golf ball and tee in the water globe game.
How on earth did Christianity spread before this product was invented? Now that we have this, imagine how many people will repent of their sins and trust in Christ for their salvation.
If you became a Christian while playing this game, please send us an email.
Now you can share this important verse with your dog.
Exactly what about this product makes it "Christian"?
Warning: This Jesus Junk product could be fatal to people who have a peanut allergy.
One enterprising entrepreneur has discovered that he/she can make a buck selling a bunch of junk with the message "The Holy Bible is the Secret to Happy Life". We particularly like the Beer Stein and Ladies Thong.
So, is the Bible a book that teaches you the 'Secret to Happiness'? Is Christianity a religion that gives Americans the key to fulfilling their pursuit of happiness?
Before you answer these questions, here are a few verses to consider.
2 Thess 1:4 Therefore we ourselves boast about you in the churches of God for your steadfastness and faith in all your persecutions and in the afflictions that you are enduring.Romans 5:3 More than that, we rejoice in our sufferings, knowing that suffering produces endurance, 4 and endurance produces character, and character produces hope.
2Tim. 1:8 Therefore do not be ashamed of the testimony about our Lord, nor of me his prisoner, but share in suffering for the gospel by the power of God,
2Tim. 2:3 Share in suffering as a good soldier of Christ Jesus.
2Tim. 4:5 As for you, always be sober-minded, endure suffering, do the work of an evangelist, fulfill your ministry.
Acts 5:41 Then they left the presence of the council, rejoicing that they were counted worthy to suffer dishonor for the name.
Matt. 5:10 “Blessed are those who are persecuted for righteousness’ sake, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
John 15:20 Remember the word that I said to you: ‘A servant is not greater than his master.’ If they persecuted me, they will also persecute you.
2 Cor. 12:10 For the sake of Christ, then, I am content with weaknesses, insults, hardships, persecutions, and calamities. For when I am weak, then I am strong.
2 Tim 3:12 Indeed, all who desire to live a godly life in Christ Jesus will be persecuted.
2 Cor 11:23 Are they servants of Christ? I am a better one—I am talking like a madman—with far greater labors, far more imprisonments, with countless beatings, and often near death. 24 Five times I received at the hands of the Jews the forty lashes less one. 25 Three times I was beaten with rods. Once I was stoned. Three times I was shipwrecked; a night and a day I was adrift at sea; 26 on frequent journeys, in danger from rivers, danger from robbers, danger from my own people, danger from Gentiles, danger in the city, danger in the wilderness, danger at sea, danger from false brothers; 27 in toil and hardship, through many a sleepless night, in hunger and thirst, often without food, in cold and exposure. 28 And, apart from other things, there is the daily pressure on me of my anxiety for all the churches.
So, is the Bible the 'secret to a happy life' or is the person selling this Jesus Junk making merchandise of Biblically illiterate Christians so that they can experience more 'happiness' in the form of material wealth?
How do you compete against Apple in the MP3 player market if you have an MP3 product that is grossly inferior to an iPod? Simple...make your inferior MP3 player into the shape of a cross and then gullible Christians around the country will purchase your inferior product and feel like they are being spiritual.
When it comes to Jesus, remember to think inside the bun.
We wonder if this wallet has a self-tithing feature.
Where we come from these are called candy corns. But package these babies in something that sounds pious and gullible Christians will pay good money to spiritually justify their sweet tooth.
Apparently merchants think that Christians have rocks in their brains and therefore are happy to pay cash money on God Rocks.
If you think these are great then we'd like to sell you some magic 'God' beans.
Hey its Good Friday sooooo step right up and get your crucifixion souvenirs here. These items are so authentic and so close to the real thing that they might as well be considered holy relics. In some cases, purchasing these holy souvenirs of the crucifixion can help you shave off thousands of years in purgatory (check with your pastor or priest prior to purchase)
Celebrate Easter with these colorful squishy yo balls.
Does Jesus give out free samples of Himself? What if someone tries Jesus and decides not to buy Jesus? Is there a money back guarantee on Jesus or are we still responsible to pay for shipping and handling charges?
We just don't get it. These are hard sugar based candies in a package featuring a penguin in the tropics saying "stay cool with God". What does God have to do with any of this? Were these people doing drugs when they came up with this idea? Or were they having trouble selling these candies and decided to slap God's name on the packaging in order to offload them onto Christians?
Jesus' crucifixion now available in both dark and white chocolate. The atonement has never been so sinfully delicious.
We knew it was just a matter of time before some enterprising Christian decided to make a buck by ripping off the Red Bull advertising campaign.
Is this supposed to used for drive-by blessings? The site selling this item claims that it is a "Holy water bottle keychain".
Look its the Gospel in a Nutshell (literally that's John 3:16 on that fortune cookie sized piece of paper). What nut would buy this?
We are 100% certain that Jesus wasn't referring to bath salts when he said that we should be the salt of the world.
The site selling this "holy" bath salt claims:
"The Miracle Power of Jesus Bath Salts from the Holy Land These amazing bath salts come direct from the lowest place on earth, the Sea of Salt in the Holy Land Salt Lakes of Jericho . There lies the origin of healing and relaxation."
Now you can spread the word and spiritually combat bad breath at the same time.
Here is Jesus the Gymnastics Coach. We bet He can help these kids take Gold in the Olympics.
The Zippo lighter company, is carving out its own piece of the Jesus Junk market.
This is just downright creeeeepy.
For only $165 you too can own this 14K gold medallion that depicts Christ's crucifixion and has the entire story of Christ's passion laser inscribed into the jewelry.
We're not sure what message these missiles are actually sending.
This t-shirt would make Ricky Bobby proud.
Wow this comes in a 3 pack!
The message on this t-shirt is absolutely true. But, stealing and copying another company's logo is tacky and wrong.
We are seriously considering adding this to the graveyard of relevance. Is the TV show Survivor still popular?
If you were born again after seeing these socks please email us.
Because this Bible turns the sinners of the scriptures into the "super heroes" it is actually missing the whole point of the Bible.
The men and women whose stories are recorded in the scriptures were NOT super heroes. Instead they were ordinary sinful human beings. Noah got drunk, Abraham was a liar, Jacob was a deceiver, Moses was a murderer, David was an adulterer and a murderer, Jonah was a disobedient prophet and Solomon probably had a sexual addiction. Do you see a theme here?
If the Bible was about good versus evil then every single one of us would be on the side of evil because we are all wicked and sinful beings.
The Bible is the beautiful story of God's redemptive work in the lives of evil sinners like you and like me. The men and women whose stories we read about in God's Word are not the super heroes. They are far from it. In fact, the only super hero we read about in the scriptures is Jesus Christ. When we take a closer look at Jesus we learn that He was the one true God in human flesh and He had come to redeem and save a lost and sinful world. Our Great God and Savior took all of our sins upon himself and swallowed them whole through his death on the cross and three days after we murdered Him Jesus defeated death itself by rising victorious from the grave.
Who knew that the cross could be so fun and tasty? These cross pops include popping dip. How fun and kewl is that?!
This outrageously ugly piece of Jesus Junk is made by the same people that made those scripture inserts for your shoes. This handy little item retails for $150!
Imagine getting hit in the head by one of these and then chuckling and saying, "Wow...I guess Jesus really does love me."
These stones are billed as 'worry stones'? Is this how we're instructed by scripture to handle our worries?
Nope! The Romans used nails to crucify Jesus, not love.
But God does show His love for us in that while we were yet Sinners, Christ died for the ungodly (that's people like you and like me).
These are simply the best tasting AtoneMints on the market.
These folks are selling "Inspirational Personal Care Products" like beeswax cuticle & hand salve bars, shea butter repair cream, moisturizing lotion, and soap.
I'll walk with Jesus if He meets me in Tahiti.
Slap a Bible Verse on the sails of cheap model sailboat and you can charge an extra $10 for it.
The Bible can teach us how to cure prostate disorders...who knew?
For those of us who are being saved the cross is both powerful and sacred and shouldn't be slapped on pocket knifes and other cheap merchandise.
If anyone was saved by this t-shirt please email us.
Are fish part of a vegan diet?
These Christian pens have a Ichthus/Cross combo symbol on it. The most effective way for you to share your faith with these pens is to wear them inside of your shirt pocket. ("Christian" pocket protector not included.)
This kit had better have more than just a prayer card in it.
Food for thought: One definition that Merriam Webster gives the word Devotion is "the fact or state of being ardently dedicated and loyal". The synonyms for devotion are fidelity, allegiance, fealty, and loyalty. These words mean faithfulness to something to which one is bound by pledge or duty.
If we were to spend 1 minute a day with our spouses or children would it be right to describe ourselves as devoted spouses, loyal parents, or faithful partners? Of course not, so why is it that we can think that 1 minute with God is devotion to or with Him?
This ring will probably give the prophecy/end times 'experts' conniption fits. For years, they've been claiming that all bar codes contain the numbers 666 and that barcodes are what the beast of Revelation will use to mark his followers in the end times. Or maybe this is part of some ministry outreach to grocery store clerks.
This Johah looks like he flexed his muscles to escape the belly of the big fish.
Jesus' crucifixion is now available in 6 fruity flavors.
We think this is the symbol for the Savior Formerly Known As Jesus.
