The Museum of Idolatry

Gospel Choir / Gospel Aerobics Mash Up

These are two things that should NEVER be mixed together.

Warning: Watching the video artifact in this exhibit could cause brain damage due to an inability to breathe.

(Relevancy Über Fail!)

Jesus Appears in Pizza Sauce Bucket

FYI, the scriptures teach that when Jesus Christ returns for His glorious and dreaded second coming it will not be in a pizza sauce bucket. Instead, scripture teaches:

“For the Lord himself will descend from heaven with a cry of command, with the voice of an archangel, and with the sound of the trumpet of God. And the dead in Christ will rise first. Then we who are alive, who are left, will be caught up together with them in the clouds to meet the Lord in the air, and so we will always be with the Lord. Therefore encourage one another with these words.” (1 Thessalonians 4:16–18)

Breast Centered NOT Cross Centered Theology?

What happens when seminaries abandon the Bible and no longer proclaim and defend the scriptures as the inerrant, authoritative, inspired Word of God? Answer: those same seminaries wander off in to spiritual asininity (Eph. 4:14). Here's a prime example of this from Union Theological Seminary:

"Once honored for voicing substantive theology in the Reformed tradition, Union Theological Seminary’s 2010 Sprunt Lectures will feature a feminist speaker who favors replacing the cross with a lactating breast. The event will occur May 3-5 on the seminary’s Richmond, Va., campus. Union is one of 11 seminaries that are officially related to the Presbyterian Church (USA).

Sprunt Lecturer Margaret R. Miles is emerita professor of Historical Theology at the Graduate Theological Union in Berkley, Calif. Employing a title reminiscent of the denominationally sponsored Re-Imagining God Conference in 1993, Miles’ topic is “Revisioning Historical Theology.”

“Although theologians may have claimed that crucifixion scenes exhibited the extremity of God’s love for humans, it was scenes of the child sucking at the breast that spoke to people on the basis of their earliest experience,” she said. This symbol was replaced by the cross, argued Miles, when patriarchal Western Europeans “secularized the breast. . . . Miles suggested that the cross is inappropriate as a symbol of God’s love because `it presents a violent act as salvific.'”

This isn't Christian doctrine. This is pure whore like spiritual adultery and feminist nonsense!

“For the time is coming when people will not endure sound teaching, but having itching ears they will accumulate for themselves teachers to suit their own passions, and will turn away from listening to the truth and wander off into myths.” (2 Timothy 4:3–4)

As for us... We're going to ignore the boobs (pun intended) at Union Theological Seminary and stick with the inspired words of the Apostle Paul who said:

“For I decided to know nothing among you except Jesus Christ and him crucified.” (1 Corinthians 2:2)

HT: The Riddleblog

Holy Ghost Hokey Pokey?

U.B.U. by Ed Young, Jr.

Praise God with Belly Dancing?!?

Jesus is Better Than Football??

Ugh...this is what theology and doctrine has downgraded to in the U.S.. How much do you want to bet that there will be thousands of churches in the U.S. singing this 'praise song' on Superbowl Sunday?

Turning Church Into A Tattoo Parlor

Mass We Pray

Jesus Appears on Factory Wall in the Ukraine

Why is it that every random spot that vaguely looks like a human figure is thought to be Jesus Christ or the Virgin Mary?  We here at the Museum of Idolatry don't think this water smudge in the Ukraine looks like Jesus.  We think it looks a lot more like the Cookie Monster from Sesame Street.

Raising the Dead is Much Easier Than You Think

This video was produced by the false prophets over at ExtremeProphetic. This is not satire.

The Top Guns of Deliverance??

This has got to be the tackiest commercial for preacher that we've EVER seen.

Jesus Found Hiding in a Kit Kat Bar

Those of you who've been looking for Jesus and haven't found him...we have great news! Jesus has been found hiding inside of a Kit Kat Bar.