We bet you had no idea that the 80's hairband, Poison was secretly a Christian band. Yep. Thanks to the vision casting skills of Perry Noble, the Purpose-Driven pope of South Carolina, we have learned that Poison's hit song 'Nothin But a Good Time' was secretly a Christian praise song. Perry Noble, after receiving a direct vision from God that revealed this hidden truth, had his church's praise and worship set on August 8th, 2010 open with this long forgotten Christian gem.. Don't worry if you don't know the words to this praise song, the lyrics were provided so that you too can sing along and "worship" with the rest of the church as they sing 'Nothin But a Good Time'.
Note: Maybe the song title 'Nothin But a Good Time' describes what you should expect from Perry's church. Don't expect in-depth sound Biblical preaching. Don't expect an unflinching focus on Christ and Him crucified for our sins. Nope, don't expect 'Nothin But a Good Time'.
“I charge you in the presence of God and of Christ Jesus, who is to judge the living and the dead, and by his appearing and his kingdom: preach the word; be ready in season and out of season; reprove, rebuke, and exhort, with complete patience and teaching. For the time is coming when people will not endure sound teaching, but having itching ears they will accumulate for themselves teachers to suit their own passions, and will turn away from listening to the truth and wander off into myths.” (2 Timothy 4:1–4)




The Church of England will concede in a statement that it was over-defensive and over-emotional in dismissing Darwin's ideas. It will call "anti-evolutionary fervour" an "indictment" on the Church".

Recent Comments