Are you having trouble selling your home in this difficult housing market? Have you considered burying a statue of St. Joseph in your yard? It's supposed to miraculously help you find a buyer for your house. (it's just like magic.)
Here's what the site selling this miraculous kit says:
The Miraculous Double Novena St. Joseph/St. Jude House selling kit is especially made for that impossible-to-sell home! The age-old Catholic practice of burying a statue of St. Joseph in order to sell a house is making a comeback!