Holy Drinking Water
From the site selling "Holy Drinking Water":
Holy Drinking Water™ is purified bottled drinking water using the Reverse Osmosis process. Once our water is bottled, it is blessed by clergy.Our Holy Drinking Water™ is designed as a multi-faith product. Each bottle has a message on the label. Our current message is simply "Be Good."
What a scam! No thank you! We'd rather continue drinking pagan water.

Disclaimer on their site:
"If you are a sinner or evil in nature, this product may cause burning, intense heat, sweating, skin irritations, rashes, itchiness, vomiting bloodshot and watery eyes, pale skin color, and oral irritations."
It just shows their ignorance about the nature of mankind.
Amen, come Lord Jesus...
Posted by: ABClay | August 11, 2008 at 01:04 PM
I'm a sinner, and my pagan water is nice and cold, and refreshing. And, cheap, too. Hasn't made me sweat yet.
How can purified drinking water cause "burning, intense heat, sweating, etc." if it's holy?
Unless it's Holy Fire Water.....
I'm guessing the "clergy" will bless that, too.
There is no shortage of snake oil salesmen in our confused world.
Posted by: Al | August 11, 2008 at 03:50 PM
One word: wow. How low will we go?
Posted by: CA aka Adoniram | August 11, 2008 at 06:47 PM
Hey, what is one thing that pairs naturally with water, especially holy water. Why, it's prophetic soap of course! I flick through TBN on time and say this add for prophetic soap and I almost ordered it, but my wife made me turn the TV off. I was so convinced. I mean, if I can go to Florida to see Toddy Bentley, well then, the next best thing is to lather up with some "Prophetic Soap". Dig it.
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Posted by: KS | August 12, 2008 at 12:34 AM
The price for a case is $23.75. I bought my case of unblessed water for $3.88 at Walmart. Enough said.
Posted by: Christy | August 12, 2008 at 12:54 AM
Sales guide book for the Heathen:
1. Use the words 'Jesus', 'Christian', 'Holy' or 'Bible' as an adjective for your product and Christians around the country will run like lemmings to buy your product!
2. Use emotionalism and out-of-context verses to support your claims and they will buy into it. They don't actually read or study their Bibles.
3. If all else fails, use WWJD as your closer...Christians eat that up.
4. Remember, none of your claims have to be verified. Christians never actually try the spirits to see whether they be of God.
5. Good luck salespeople. Remember these Christians are the biggest suckers on the planet.
Posted by: JS | August 12, 2008 at 10:00 AM
THIS IS RIDICULOUS, HOW COULD YOU BE AGAINST THIS STUFF. YOU GUYS ARE TOO DOCTRINALLY FOCUSED. OPEN YOUR EYES, IT HAS THE WORD HOLY ON THE LABEL THAT MAKES IT CHRISTIAN. YOU GUYS DON'T KNOW A QUALITY PRODUCT WHEN YOU SEE IT.
Posted by: don't touch God's anointed | August 12, 2008 at 02:49 PM
BLESSED by clergy? That's nothing. Now if they'd walked on it, or turned it into wine maybe . . . then I'd be willing to cough up the dough.
Posted by: Lola | August 12, 2008 at 08:40 PM
What would be really cool is if they could train it to part into two parts in a bowl.
Posted by: Don | August 12, 2008 at 10:01 PM
don't touch God's anointed,
You do a very good impersonation of somebody who would be sucked in by this product. For a moment, I thought you were serious, but after reading the whole comment, I realized it was just good parody. I mean, no one can be that gullible!
Keep up the good work! Satire is truly an art form!
Posted by: fourpointer | August 13, 2008 at 01:32 PM
Beware of our warning:
"If you are a sinner or evil in nature, this product may cause burning, intense heat, sweating, skin irritations, rashes, itchiness, vomiting bloodshot and watery eyes, pale skin color, and oral irritations."
Well that rules me out in the first warning... and God forbid I'm not able to drink a bottle before He comes back....
Posted by: A Turks | October 31, 2008 at 10:37 PM
Water is in fact very receptive to thought and emotional energy since these are electrical in nature. See the ground breaking book, 'Hidden Messages in Water', by Masaru Emoto, "The Hidden Messages In Water explores water's susceptibility to human words, emotions and thoughts. Japanese scientist Masaru Emoto has been researching this new field of science by freezing samples of water that have been exposed to either positive or negative words, emotions and music." Open your minds to the power of blessing energy folks!
Posted by: Chris | January 19, 2009 at 01:49 PM
Chris -
That was a joke....right?
Posted by: Barbara | January 19, 2009 at 06:39 PM