Astronaut Jesus?
We're not making this up. Here is the product description for "Astronaut Jesus"
After a long journey from outer space, Jesus returns for the second time with his message of love, unity and peace to the people of earth. Astronaut Jesus is designed by Argentinian crew DOMA, stands almost 10 inches tall.

At least they believe in His full humanity, it would seem, since He needs a space suit. *smirk*
Posted by: Anonymous Lutheran | July 21, 2008 at 09:21 PM
TOOO EEETERNITY AAANNND BEEEYONNND !!!!
Posted by: Paul Latour | July 21, 2008 at 10:04 PM
Leaving the right hand of the Father to cruise Nebulous 5....These toy makers are insane!
Posted by: Tony Cathey | July 21, 2008 at 10:47 PM
looks like something out of the Simpsons...
Posted by: Roxanne | July 22, 2008 at 03:23 AM
I thought that most of the universe's space agencies required a clean- shaven face. Guess there's a Deity Exception Clause.
Posted by: Elephantschild | July 22, 2008 at 11:02 AM
Apparently, during the Ascension He was wearing a space suit with rocket boots?
Posted by: Josh | July 27, 2008 at 04:13 AM
I think Jesus has a bad case of jaundice.
Posted by: Kenny | August 20, 2008 at 11:09 PM