Christian Toothbrush?
Caring for your pearly whites can now help you enter the pearly gates.
Apparently the ONLY thing that you need to turn your ordinary toothbrush into a "Christian" toothbrush is to add a reference to a Bible verse to it. You don't even need to quote the actual verse.
The most interesting part of this is that the creator of these toothbrushes claims that the Lord told him to do the same thing with toilet paper. (we're not making that up) Here's the quote from their website:
"Pastor Larry Phillips wanted a way for people in their everyday life to keep the Lord in their thoughts. One night in his dreams, the good Lord answered this question for him. Toothbrushes, hairbrushes, toilet tissue, paper towels, etc., with a scripture chapter and verse number imprinted on the item, reminds a person to read the verse in the Bible"
So we can expect an new exhibit here in our museum on "Christian" toilet paper. That will be toilet paper with scripture references printed on it. (words fail us)
Yep slap the word "christian" on anything these days & it seems to have a ready made market.
Posted by: Shma | January 24, 2008 at 10:38 PM
Do these actually have any Scripture on them? I think they just have citations. At least if they had verses, you could use them for Scripture memory by looking at the verse before you start brushing and meditating on or mentally reciting the verse while brushing. As they are, I don't think you can even do that.
Posted by: Ray Bromley | January 24, 2008 at 11:15 PM
Can they etch a cross inside my toilet bowl while they're at it?
Posted by: Barely missing the mark | January 25, 2008 at 11:27 AM
Bwahahah the references-SOO bad.
So will it be all Philippians 4:8 on the T.P? Jeremiah 25:33? This is one of the most bizarre things I've ever heard of.
There's nothing left to surprise me.
Posted by: Char | January 25, 2008 at 07:34 PM
I wonder if these will be effective against the gnashing of teeth?
Posted by: Mrs. Jake | January 26, 2008 at 11:45 AM