Nano Bible
Just when we thought we'd seen the most worthless of the worthless 'Bibles', along comes an even more worthless Bible. It's the Nano Bible, the Bible You can Wear.
If the Bible is a something that you believe can stop bullets and ward off vampires and werewolves, then this is the "bible" for you. Just imagine how the forces of darkness will flee your very presence as soon as they see you wearing the ENTIRE Bible around your neck.
The Nano Bible is sure to be the 'bible' of choice for superstitious 'spiritually' gullible people the world over.
I give up.
Posted by: T | December 18, 2007 at 12:01 AM
I hope Imheretoo sees this. It should work a lot better than the Itty Bitty Bible.
Posted by: Mrs. Pilgrim | December 18, 2007 at 10:01 AM
Talk about bad timing. This product would have been a hit in hardcore Fundamentalist churches about 25 years ago. Back then, we were told the Communists were coming for our Bibles, and something like this would have actually been a great way to preserve the Scriptures. Granted, that line of logic would have only worked on the True Believers, but so what? Of course, the Red Scare has gone bye-bye, so this product's only real problem is that it came too late.
Well, that, and there's a much less expensive Bible on microfilm for only $6.95.
Posted by: Mrs. McC | March 04, 2009 at 02:10 PM
What is the point?
Posted by: Anmarie | March 04, 2009 at 04:47 PM
I think I'll stick with my leather bound King James. I would rather have my Bible BIG and accessable to OPEN and print to READ it.
Posted by: Ed | April 24, 2009 at 06:44 PM
Well Chris at least it is King James right? We can't be having nano bibles that PERVERT THE WORD OF GOD!!!!!!!!!
IF YOU READ ANYTHING ELSE YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE WATCHING HELLIVISION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Ben Mordecai | April 24, 2009 at 06:59 PM
Is this a thumbdrive cross which contains the scriptures or something?
Posted by: Melba Sibrel | April 24, 2009 at 08:29 PM
I'm definitely going to need a stronger eye-wear prescription.
Posted by: Scott | April 24, 2009 at 09:11 PM
I got the entire Bible on microfilm from my Dad. Not sure where he got it but I can read it under my microscope. This is what it looks like.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4Gp6ruvh2bQ/RXuSh4ezBYI/AAAAAAAAAE4/h-tcvipfHTM/s320/holy-bible-microfiche.jpg
Posted by: Aaron Swartz | April 25, 2009 at 01:38 AM
Are all of the books included or is it NT only? What is the font size? Seiously, this is the sort of thing to collect-if it's real.
Posted by: Les | April 25, 2009 at 06:17 PM
They sell a little microscope so you can read the pages IF you tilt the crystal and scope just right. It's totally gimmicky but I'm impressed by the technology involved to create it so it can actually be read.
They still make microfilm? I thought that stuff had been phased out years ago. Where do you find a microfilm reader?
Posted by: Les | April 26, 2009 at 07:24 PM