Lolcat Bible Translation Project presents the Gospel according to Tabby.
The LA Times writes:
The LOLCatBible.com website is out to rewrite the Good Book in its own brand of kitschy kitty-speak."OH my, they oppended nuther sealz there wuz big ground shaky. Teh sunz got all darky and teh moonz wuz bluudy." (Revelation 6)
Thanks to thousands of slacking office workers, procrastinating students and cat lovers worldwide with fast DSL connections at the ready, over 30% of both the New Testament and Old Testament have been translated into "lolcat" speak, a.k.a. "lolspeak." It's based on the popular Internet meme and subsequent diversionary website Lolcat.com (and, lately, the even more popular Icanhascheezburger.com), where users upload pictures of their pets with embedded words in a "cute" cat-speak (example: "um, hai, yur home early!").
The "translators" of this kitsch "bible" are even selling their own version of witness wear featuring select Bible verses in Kitty-Speak. The T-Shirt below is taken from John 3:16 in the LOLCatBible and reads:
"So liek teh Ceiling Cat lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givez u my only son and ifs u beleevs in him u wont evr diez no moar, k?"
(we wonder how long it will be before Rick Warren weaves verses from this version of the "bible" into his sermons and books)
