This is from a conversation that was overheard on a Monday morning at an office building in Clearwater, Florida.
"Jack you look terrible."
"I've got another hangover."
"Jack, what are you thinking? If you're going to drink like that then save it for Friday or Saturday night."
"It's not what you think. I was attending church down at the saloon and one thing lead to another."
"You went to church at a saloon!?"
"Yeah, it's really hip and relevant. The pastor doesn't judge us if we want to do shots during the praise songs. The only problem is that I never seem to be able to remember what the sermon was about or how I got home."
