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September 14, 2007

Come to Me All Who Are Unhealthy And I Will Give You Diet Tips

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Are they proposing that the world's best diet has been concealed from us for 2,000 years?

And if it's been in the Vatican vaults all this time, why have better than 60% of the priests I've met been obese?

Really, though, the burning question is whether the Vatican knows they've been burgled.

Sounds like a Veggie Tales to me. Most folks don't snack on their veggies these days, they and their kids are too busy watching the Tall Tales instead, munching away on pop-corn and lollies and swishing it all down with coke. If they would just stick to their carrots they'd be jake, mate.

Did they have frizzled fried carrots down there in those dusty old vaults? Those carrots would be a bit useless after all that time I reckon unless they mummified them or preserved them in olive oil, olive oil is supposed to be good for ya bones and what not.

Last time I checked, the Galileans were probably suffering from protein deficiency. Mind you, Jesus did not have a Trader Joe's just down the block. The main source of sustenance was from the catches fisherman made. So, if you want to follow this "Miracle Jesus Diet" then you need to get your rain boots on, get a boat, and hope to God you throw your nets on the correct side of the boat.

And then some people wonder why non-believers think Christianity is a joke.

Thanks for keeping this going, Chris. Sometimes I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

Yes, I'm a sinner. But this crud is just insane.

Is American Christianity so bored with the word of God that it has to continually create junk to keep people "engaged"?

--- Is American Christianity so bored with the word of God that it has to continually create junk to keep people "engaged"?

Posted by: Truman | September 14, 2007 at 09:31 AM ---

Yeah, pretty much. We're too busy "seeking our purpose".

Ugh, next thing they'll have bracelets saying "WWJW" (What Would Jesus Weigh)

When Jesus said "Come to those who are weary and heavy laden"...He wasn't coming with a "diet".

Yes, I agree and dare to ask is the American's idea of Christianity gimmicks and gizmos with Jesus' name attached?
The fool with the most bucks gets to pick from this vast assortment of "Jesus Junk".

Can't wait for the sequel... "Weight Loss & Fasting - Who Knew!"

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