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This is taken from a site that bills itself as "The Number 1 Site In The World For High Quality Christian Wristwatches".
This retailer may want to pass themselves off as the makers of the "Holy Rolex" But, we've double checked the scriptures and are 100% certain that Jesus never wore a wristwatch.
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ah, I see. It's Christian b/c of a little hard to read "Jesus is 'something'" Now have you noticed that the Jesus spelled on the watch is J3sus? hmmm. what a joke
Posted by: jftheophilus | August 14, 2007 at 09:51 AM
Just check the pawn shops for a good deal on one of these babies. I'm sure the owners sold this first when they became an Acts church, selling their possesions and sharing amongst themselves all that they had. This would bring at least $10 at a pawn shop..........and you save shipping and handling.
Posted by: Lisa | August 14, 2007 at 10:53 AM
Christian Watches? I didn't know watches could be born again.
Ray Stevens must be shaking his head in disgust.
Posted by: JoeMama | August 14, 2007 at 11:10 AM
Jesus is Wealth? I thought Jesus was the Word, the Messiah, the Son of God.
this watch is a watch only a TBN Bishop, Apostle, or fanatic should buy.
Posted by: Paul W | August 14, 2007 at 03:06 PM
Holy twisted metal, Batman!
BTW, was gald to hear the vicar at my church preaching this past Sunday from the pulpit that Christ "does not offer a prosperity gospel like Joel Osteen and Joyce Meyer seem to do." I thought, "YEAH, preach it, brother!!"
Posted by: Truman | August 14, 2007 at 03:26 PM
JoeMama beat me to it on both counts!
Am I going to have to resign as the local parody commentor?
Posted by: Mrs. Pilgrim | August 14, 2007 at 03:50 PM
When will it end? Christian Watches today... Christian Witches tomorrow.
-Reformation Nation
Posted by: Reformation Nation | August 15, 2007 at 04:12 AM
Already happened, JP. I thought I was a Christian when I was a witch. There are others much the same. Look up "theurgy."
Posted by: Mrs. Pilgrim | August 15, 2007 at 10:27 AM
WOW! how is it that we can have beer commercials, sex commercials, dancing shoes, golf shirts, spanish rice, french bread, Bread isn't french, rice isn't spanish, shirts don't play golf and shoes don't dance, and no one says anything and as soon as we call a watch Christian, we want to scream. get over yourself and read the BOOK! Oh and by the way, if you ever read a christian book, did you ask it if it was born again?
Posted by: k. belleman | August 17, 2007 at 01:13 PM
K. Belleman, I have a feeling that you take life way too seriously. :o)
Would suggest you take a course in learning how to discern a sarcastic comment from a serious one.
I think you are the only one here who is "screaming" . . .
Posted by: merry | August 17, 2007 at 06:53 PM
whats wrong with having a watch with JESUS name on it,theres books,tape,t-shirts,with JESUS name on it so whats the fuss now ,y should i wear a watch with gucci name on it if i have a better opportunity and most glorious name and sweetest name and holy name instead of having a gay mans name on my wrist like gucci,d&g and so forth i will choose sweetest name instead J3SUS NAME ABOVE ALL DESIGNER NAMES JESUS I LOVE HIS NAME AND LOVE HIM
Posted by: ben | June 15, 2009 at 03:22 PM