A New Type of Church Needs A New Kind of "Decision Card"
Clicking on a 'decision' will take you to a page about that 'decision'.
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August 25, 2007
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Posted by: Chris | August 25, 2007 at 08:01 PM
awww man none of those decisions apply to me! Well guess i wouldn't really belong in that church...
Posted by: Rita M. | August 25, 2007 at 09:24 PM
aw man, you know by monday this is going to be crazy.
Posted by: jftheophilus | August 26, 2007 at 02:51 AM
are you sure this is satire? there is a church in my town that would probably want to use this decision card. i know cause i used to go there.
Posted by: Jason | August 26, 2007 at 10:02 AM
Today's satire, tomorrow's reality.
Posted by: Jack | August 26, 2007 at 10:55 PM
God bless you guys, but I wish you would open your hearts to understanding that this is the natural consequence of I-can-interpret-it-myself-sola-scriptura. What's wrong with their interpretation? Who are you to judge their personal interpretation?
This is the way it goes, and it's going to keep going.
Posted by: Mark | August 27, 2007 at 08:47 AM
We have a church by that name in our town. I could see them using a card like that as well.
Posted by: Robert | August 27, 2007 at 11:02 PM
I personally would like to publicly express my decision to love myself.
Kidding! Totally kidding! Hee, hee.
Posted by: merry | August 28, 2007 at 12:02 AM
Behold, we have a Catholic in our midst.
But hey, as Mark puts it, instead of relying on the Holy Spirit to guide our understanding of the Bible, let's put our faith in the illogical and half-heathen writings of a group of self-justifying, idolatrous adulterers.
...YES, I'm talking about former Catholic popes and "bishops." Maybe not all of them were adulterers, but they WERE all idolaters seeking to justify their fleshly behaviors.
Posted by: Mrs. Pilgrim | August 28, 2007 at 01:32 PM