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May 01, 2007

Make Your Meal Miraculous

When you make pancakes are you disappointed when you find that none of your flapjacks has Jesus’ face on it? Do you feel neglected by God when other people find images of the virgin Mary and Jesus in their food?

If you’ve said yes to either of these questions then we’ve got the perfect product for you. It’s the Jesus Pan from jesuspan.com.

This little baby will turn any ordinary breakfast into a personal miracle. With the Jesus Pan you can now worship at every meal. (goody for us)

Yes, sir this new Jesus pan gives new meaning to the term 'bread of life'.

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There' nothing like having some good ol' 'fried Jesus' for lunch.

It is interesting, you people that is. I guess folk'es with slave owner thelogy still walk among us.....

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