Giant Jesus Statue is Having an Identity Crisis

MONROE, Ohio - The controversy continues over a 62 foot high foam statue of Jesus erected by the 3,400-member Solid Rock Church.

The current disagreement is over the statue’s name. Postcards for sale in the church’s gift shop refer to it as the King of Kings. But, locals have other names for the $300,000 foam statue. The most popular name is “Touchdown Jesus”. Other names include “Super Jesus”, “MC62ft Jesus” and “Big J”

We here at the Museum of Idolatry think it should be called, “Help Me I Can’t Swim, Jesus”